Tuesday, May 17, 2016

Scratching An Itch

I thought I would repurpose one of my previous blogs from our WitchLitChick Blog.

 Remember how in Witchcraft I told Roger I had never practiced manipulative magick on him? Well... Any hoo... I might  not have been exactly honest. Although I should preface that before I do any spell work I always light a white protection candle to ask Goddess for protection and I clearly state that if it is not in the best interest or will of the person I am working my magick on then mote it shall be. Of course, y'all know Roger always had it in is will for a little Dessie loving. 

My human, Jezebel, is quite adept with working a penis candle. But, I believe it's time I came forward and told her she's been doing it all wrong. 

For starters, I always made my own candles, but if you aren't as gifted as me here is a good link to order them. My candles were very potent for a number of reasons. I always made the red ones during a new moon and the black to be charged under a full moon. You know, that whole new beginnings and getting rid of things moon cycles. I also infused my wax with a little pee-pee and on occasion, menstrual blood. 

The pee works just like a dog marking his territory. I'm injecting my dominance over the situation. 

If you want to fire up your sex life go with red, if you want love go with pink, if you want family harmony go with blue and always make sure you've got menstrual blood in the wax. I've never used the white, but it's for attracting a new lover. Black is one of my personal favorites because it is used to make a man behave when he is not in your presence. This one gets extra pee and always menstrual blood. Say, your man is going out of town for a couple of weeks. The day he leaves I pee on the black candle and that night I light up the candle on him and poof his dick will stay limp as long as I keep working that candle. It's always nice to clean him up with a red or pink (only if you really do love the dude) upon his return. Just ask my Beloved about the power of my black candle spells. ;-) 

Okay, now down to business... I always used the 7 year itch spell when I developed a certain itch that only Roger knew how to scratch. I'd get to missing him and I'd make an extra special red candle molded in the likeness of his most handsome cock. My Roger was quite well endowed, so it was bigger than my usual candles. I would add my pee and menstrual blood and the fragrance I always made for Roger (It smells like sex) to the wax and after making the candle I would charge it by using it as a dildo to get some lady juice on it. I would also make a vagina candle with a dose of pee and jasmine (Roger's favorite scent on me) in the wax. 

It is very important to NEVER ever use a penis candle by itself if you are trying to spice up your sex life. If you get him all fired up there is no telling where he might wind up sticking his dick. That would be especially true of Roger. Not so much my Beloved, but it's best not to take any chances. 

On the morning of, I get the penis candle all nice and juicy with a little self loving and then I pee on the vagina candle. That night I carve the name of my lover on the penis candle and etch my name on the vagina candle. I light my white protection candle and incense to fit my mood. Then I very clearly state my intentions for what I want to happen. For the next six days I light the candles at the time I want Roger to ring me up and leave both candles burning until I go to bed. Before extinguishing the candles I drip wax from the penis candle on the vagina candle and vice versa. Each day I move the candles a little closer together until they are... Well, you get the picture... 

After working this spell Roger always called me to plan a visit. Most of the time we were bobbing like bunnies by the seventh day. This spell had a 100% success rate for me when used on Roger. I never tried it on my Beloved because I didn't have the patience to wait 7 days to see him and we rarely went that long without seeing each other, unless I was off visiting my sister or he was out of town on an extended tour. During those times you had better believe I had a heavily pissed on black candle going on his dick to keep him in line. 

So, there you  have it. Fill free to modify as you wish to do so. Magick, after all, is a deeply personal experience. If you do have to buy your candles, don't forget to anoint them with your favorite oils. Don't be afraid to try spicing them up with some pee, menstrual blood, or lady juices. 

Love and light... 


Monday, May 16, 2016

Prosperity Magick

Over the weekend we attended a class at Draconis Arcanum on prosperity magick. One of the topics covered was a prosperity bowl. I thought it was a nifty idea so I had the human set one up this morning. 

Our main prosperity goal is to find a means to move to Tampa. Thus we began by printing a photo of our desired location and added it to the bowl. 

We topped the photo with green prosperity rice. It is food colored rice mixed with shredded money. Ours was provided by the shop owner Rebecca's personal stash. In the class we also learned to add a bit of the old green rice to every new batch you create to keep the energy going forward.

A prosperity bowl is a personal thing where you can really add anything you want to customize your desires. As you probably know, the human and I don't really play by any specific magickal rules. We pull from a bit of this and a dash of that and then advise on what suits her needs the best.

We added a Reiki pendant to keep all the human's charkas open and balanced.

A silver heart was added to invite new love into her life.

Our lucky frog sets of the mix nicely as a personal trinket of fortune.

For our stones we went with hematite for focus, courage, and confidence. And citrine for for success and prosperity.

We finished off with loose change she finds on her walks with the Harry beast.

In the class it was suggested to have a God or Goddess with you work closely with to watch over your bowl. We went with a photo of my Beloved instead. :-) He was good at making money, so ought to be a good protector and mojo stirrer for our bowl.

After the bowl was completed we added a white candle for positive and radiant energy, stated our intentions, and cast our prosperity spell.

We will relight the candle with a regular frequency to keep the magick coming and also drop in any more spare change found on our walks.

So, there you have it, how to create a prosperity bowl.

Sunday, May 8, 2016

Mother's Day

I'll be the first to admit that I wasn't a very good mother. I knew this was something I wasn't cut out to do as soon as I realized I was pregnant with Amalie. My Beloved was thrilled that I was with child, but in all honesty if abortion had been legal in 1969 I would have sneaked away and gotten one. When Amalie was born that September I tried to get my sister to take the baby back to Raleigh with her, but Olivia wasn't having any of that. She was excellent in fulfilling her auntly duties when we were together, but most of the time she was in Raleigh and I was in Tampa.

Carmella was the best Auntie ever and pretty much Amalie's surrogate mother. She did all she could to help me with such a huge responsibility. When Amalie was a small child Carmella was so busy with her work as a midwife that she couldn't always be there for us, try as she might.

The person who never got the credit she so much deserved was my Beloved's sweet mother. She was a strong woman and she loved Amalie unconditionally. How many women would have been so accepting of a child her very favorite son fathered outside of his marriage? I didn't think it was fair to expect her to be close to me, but she was always there for Amalie any time she was needed. My biggest regret maybe that I didn't leave Amalie with her Grammy when I ran away to Raleigh that last time after my Beloved's demise. Amalie's Grammy made sure that her illegitimate grandchild was given a part of her son's estate. We probably would not have gotten anything if not for her.

I don't even know how many times in the early 1970's that I would get all frazzled and call Grammy in tears. She would calmly tell me to bring Amalie over to her house. Or if I was really freaking out she would come get her and keep Amalie until I was able to recompose. Maybe sometimes being a good mother is knowing what you can't handle and having someone there you know you can count on. I definitely had that in my Beloved's mother.

In Always we tell the story of how Amalie was introduced to her Grammy. It is the sweetest and cleanest of all my stories and only .99 cents.

This short story was channeled to Jezebel Jorge from her spirit guide, Odessa, along with a little assistance from her beloved.

Odessa’s beloved takes her out on a special Mother’s Day date to meet his mom. Graham’s recently widowed mother is in for quite a surprise when she finds out her favorite son has fathered a child with an empathic medium.

His witchy red haired mistress stuns them all when she channels his deceased father to give them all a message from the other side.

 ***Warning*** Other than Odessa dropping a couple of F–Bombs, this one isn't nearly as smutty as her other stories.

Wednesday, May 4, 2016

A Dose of Salts

No witch should be without Epson salts in her bathroom. Nothing beats a nice long soak in candle light bubble bath. Our favorite is Dr. Teal's Chamomile. Not only does it smell great, bur the chamomile adds to the relaxation experience. Chamomile has been used as a traditional medicine for thousands of years to calm anxiety and settle stomachs. Carmella also used to make a chamomile tea that always soothed me nervous tummy.

Dr. Teal's Lavender is also a good choice, Lavender has a scent that’s a wonderful blend of fresh, floral, clean, and calm. We have a lavender plant under the bedroom window. In magick lavender is known as the herb of attraction. Got a hot date? prepare for it with a soak in lavender infused Espon salts.

If you prefer your bath time in the morning, you can't go wrong with Dr. Teal's Peppermint. It is an invigorating scent that will perk you up and get you on your way.Peppermint is used to attract abundance when used in magick.

How does this Epson salt stuff work?

Epsom salts dissolved in warm water are easily absorbed through the skin where they immediately go to work inside our bodies. The magnesium ions break apart from Epsom salt molecules and begin to relieve stress by promoting the production of serotonin and reducing the effects of adrenaline. Magnesium also plays a critical role in the production of energy in cells, helping us to feel invigorated without causing feelings of restlessness or anxiety.

Epson salts are wonderful for muscle soreness and sprains and strains. Take a good soak after doing yard work and you won't be stiff or sore the next day.

Drink too much? Who doesn't on occasion? I recommend a Bloody Mary and a grilled cheese sandwich followed by a soak in Dr. Teal's Eucalyptus while drinking lots and lots of water. Follow this with a nap and you'll awaken fit as a fiddle.

The foaming bubble baths are also a nice edition to your Epson salt soaks. That would also make a great gift for Mother's Day.

There are so many other uses for Epson salt. It really is good for just about anything that ails you.